Sharks and Dolphins in the Bay

On learning of the arrival of sharks and dolphins in the Bay of Biscay

What’s that blip upon the radar?

[To the tune Cwm Rhondda]

 

What’s that blip upon the radar?

Sharks and Dolphins in the bay.

Are they sent there by Darth Vader?

Or by Putin? Who can say?

Sharks and Dolphins

Sharks and Dolphins

Do you think they’re here to stay?

Or in winter will they go away?

 

What’s that blip upon the radar?

[To the tune Deutschland Deutschland U.A.]

 

What’s that blip upon the radar?

Sharks and Dolphins in the bay.

Are they sent there by Darth Vader

Or by Putin. Who can say?

Sharks and Dolphins

Sharks and Dolphins

Do you think they’re here to stay?

Captain’s orders

Close the borders.

Once they are in they will not go away