On learning of the arrival of sharks and dolphins in the Bay of Biscay
What’s that blip upon the radar?
[To the tune Cwm Rhondda]
What’s that blip upon the radar?
Sharks and Dolphins in the bay.
Are they sent there by Darth Vader?
Or by Putin? Who can say?
Sharks and Dolphins
Sharks and Dolphins
Do you think they’re here to stay?
Or in winter will they go away?
What’s that blip upon the radar?
[To the tune Deutschland Deutschland U.A.]
What’s that blip upon the radar?
Sharks and Dolphins in the bay.
Are they sent there by Darth Vader
Or by Putin. Who can say?
Sharks and Dolphins
Sharks and Dolphins
Do you think they’re here to stay?
Captain’s orders
Close the borders.
Once they are in they will not go away